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Wish Game

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As of writing, the only other forum game is the last letter game, and frankly, it isn't as much fun as it used to. So allow me to introduce a new yet classic forum game: The Wish Game.

How it works is that someone makes a wish, then someone else grants it in a bad way, and makes another wish.

I'll start it with an example.

I wish there were more people playing in the SOG VIP server.
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Granted, but they are all cheaters and griefers.

I wish for humans to be less greedy.
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Granted, but all humans now refuse to eat or drink for fear of being too greedy. Thus, the entire human race dies from lack of nourishment.

I wish for a slice of cheesecake.
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Reason: Meh, forum forbids multiple consecutive posts. Then we'll demonstrate it in one.
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Granted, but its strawberry cheesecake and they taste too sickly because humans are not eating them anymore making them over ripe.

I wish for it to be easier to eat 5 fruit and veg everyday
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Granted but each time you consume your easy to eat superfood you have Tourette's for the following hour.

I wish for the ability to be completely proficient in every language.
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Granted, but you lose your tongue and ears.

I wish I'd find a new place to live.
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granted. But it would be isolated in siberia with no other human civilization for the next 1000 miles

I wish I would have a new actually gaming PC
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[quote=""Hailerer""]granted. But it would be isolated in siberia with no other human civilization for the next 1000 miles

I wish I would have a new actually gaming PC[/quote]Granted but despite it being the best machine money can buy, you can only play counterstrike source on n00b servers

I wish I could have a brand new car

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Granted, but hey, who told you wanted one with an engine... and wheels. You also don't have any seat inside. Have fun :)

I wish the snow is gone, so I can walk outside with my broken leg...
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Granted. It is now a constant 60°C outside, day and night. The snow is definitely gone. Although walking outside is possible you prefer to spend the rest of your days inside in front of the air conditioning unit.

I wish it was Christmas already.
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Granted, but all you'r family is arguing at the dinner table for hours.

I wish I would be able to study.
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Granted, you are able to study the Palaic language. You spend so much time studying it you become obsessed. You lose your comprehension of other languages. You now only speak Palaic. Which, fun fact, has been extinct for over 3300 years and absolutely nobody can understand any word you say.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
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